But I have to remember this before I forget.

"Getting a blow-job from Stephanie Meyer is probably like masturbating with a Dr. Scholl's massaging gel insole.  Sure, it'll probably feel great at first but then you'll cry in shame when you realize what you've done."

Perhaps one day I will talk about why I disappeared again, but that day is not today.  Instead I will talk about something that happened today that has not happened for so long.  And in retrospect after it happened I never felt better.

I was waiting for a bus down at Medical Center to go home.  I had just missed the bus by five minutes and now I was ( Read more... )

I've never liked the term "Workaholic" or "Workaholism".  You might as well call it what it is which is basically a selective form of OCD.  The reason I bring this up is because I realize now that while I care not for my job (neither my private, public, or secret one) I have a tendency to be selectively OCD about other things.  I'm guessing the ( Read more... )